Well sure! I'm certain that chefs never divulge their secrets, but after reading this article, it has got me thinking.
**I'm taking a break from the Florida series to share an article that I read a couple of days ago from a recent issue of the Food Network magazine. **
First off, is it really necessary to go to Culinary school to learn cooking? I can understand those who want to be a pastry chef only because there are certain things about that craft that will simply take way too long to figure out at home.
I work at a hospital, where they have a little library available for patients and staff to go into when they want a break from the stresses of the day. They depend entirely on donations, so there are a lot of books, magazines, and children's books available to patrons to borrow and return...by honor system. No one mans the library.
I go in there for the food magazines, copy the articles that catch my eye, and return the magazine to a waiting room in the hospital if I don't have time to go back to the library.
That's where I found the Food Network magazine dated August-September 2009; it is actually the first time I sat down to flip through this magazine since it came out, because I usually go to the Food Network website.
One article in particular caught my eye: 25 Things Chefs Never Tell You and after copying it, I sat down to read it over lunch and again after eating dinner at home.
Here they are, in the order I read it and my opinion about it afterwards:
1. Chefs are pickier than you think. Only a few actually eat anything and everything. Among the items that most chefs hate the most are: liver, sea urchin, tofu, eggplant, and oysters. I wonder how that is, if they have to taste most of the these things, as least from my understanding, before they can serve the dishes that they create?
2. Still, chefs hate picky eaters. At least 60% of chefs said requests for substitutions are annoying. Biggest pet peeves include: when customers pretend to be allergic to an ingredient, and when vegetarians make up rules like "a little chicken stock is ok".
While I can understand their frustrations about picky eaters and that we should be open to try anything that they dish out, but I am sure people who are allergic to mushrooms or just do not like mushrooms will not knowingly order a dish that the ingredient is prominent, or simply, they will just pick out what they do not want to eat if the ingredient is not significant to the taste of the dish. Everyone has different tastes and preferences, and chefs should cater to their customers' tastes and preferences, not their own if they are to have a successful restaurant. Furthermore, what about the people who have health issues and they cannot eat certain things? They are leaving them out, and certainly that is not fair to them. They are paying customers as well. Show them a little respect right?
3. When eating out in other restaurants, chefs say they avoid pasta and chicken. The reason being is that these dishes are often the most overpriced and least interesting on the menu. Said one chef: "I won't pay $24 for half a chicken breast." Said another, "I want something I can't make myself."
Overpriced if you go to an overpriced restaurant. I don't know why chicken and pasta are so uninteresting. If they are cooked right, they can be the best dishes around. However, there are some dishes that are better left to the experts. Like my fried egg situation. Sad isn't it?
4. Chefs have expensive taste. The restaurants most often cited as the best in the country was The French Laundry in California's Napa Valley. It ought to be--dinner there is $240 a person, before wine.
Are you kidding me?!!!! That leaves people like me out then, when a meal is more than a quarter of your paycheck. No way I can see that for myself!!! And even if I did have the money...why in the world would I pay $240 a meal? Have they tried Frontera Grill in Chicago? Or Cafe Ba Ba Reeba? Ana Maria Pasteria? B&0's Fish Shack in Key West, Florida? The solution? Get The French Laundry cookbook and try out their recipes before I can make any further judgements...and it will be a lot cheaper for me than going to their restaurant.
5. ...and yet they like fast food.
Their favorite chain: Wendy's.
Wendys' actually do have more healthy options than most fast food chains.
6. Culinary degrees aren't necessarily the norm.
Just half the chefs surveyed graduated from a cooking school. The rest got their training the old fashioned way, by working their way up through the kitchen ranks.
The way it should be...I learned to cook from the best teachers possible: first my parents, then my aunts, and when you grow up in a culture where food is prominent? You can never go hungry. Besides, the real world versus the classroom: you learn more in the real world.
7. Critics trump movie stars in the VIP pecking order.
A whopping 71% of chefs said they give special treatment to restaurant critics when they spot them; only 63% do the same for celebrities.
Here's my problem with that view. Everyone that comes into a restaurant is a critic. Sure they do not work for a magazine or a newspaper, or a news organization, but if they are paying to eat in your restaurant, they should be called a critic, because people will often complain about bad food or bad service than good. Everyone should get the same treatment of good service because quite frankly, there are many dining choices out there...I can care less about celebrities, they should be treated no less than us ordinary paying customers.
8. Making out in the bathroom is old news.
More than half of the chefs have found customers kissing--and much more--in the restaurant loo.
I think they just put this here to see if we are still paying attention. But come on, who hasn't done anything of that caliber in a restaurant loo?
9. Only 13% of chefs have seen a cook do unsavory things to a customer's food.
The most unbelievable tale: "Someone once ran a steak through a dishwasher after the diner sent it back twice. Ironically, the customer was happy with it then.
I vote that cameras should be put in the kitchen to catch the a$$holes that do it. Makes me cringe to think that someone would do this kind of thing if they do not cook the dish right in the first place...if I had to send it back the second time, I'm walking out. Without paying. Come on, you're paying to have your meal cooked, and cooked properly. Is that so wrong?
10. Roaches are more common than you think.
Yes, 75% of chefs said they've seen roaches in their kitchen. And yet, chefs swear their kitchens are clean. On a scale of 1 to 10, 85% of chefs ranked their kitchens an 8 or higher for cleanliness.
Bottom line: if you clean your kitchens on a regular basis, there should not be any roaches or any insects in a kitchen in the first place. Any little crumb, dirt left for a longer period than it is supposed to, you will have problems, and it does not only apply to the kitchen...once a friend of mine and I were dining at the Rainforest Cafe in Gurnee Mills Mall in Illinois...and my friend found a spring in his rice. Needless to say, we both lost our appetites, sent back both of our meals after I took a picture of the spring of course in case there was ever an issue...and we walked out and had lunch somewhere else...again, without paying. Why should we? We can't pay for what we do not and cannot eat after finding something inedible in our food.
11. Your bread basket might be recycled.
Three chefs admitted that uneaten bread from one basket goes right into another one.
I never eat the bread anyway because it is way too filling, but that is how germs are spread if they are touched by customers whom you have no idea where their hands have been. (Recall: the incident at the restaurant loo...) EW!!!! Now I definitely have a reason not to eat the bread at a restaurant.
12. Chefs work hard for low pay.
The chefs we surveyed work between 60-80 hours a week and almost all of them work holidays. Sixty-five percent reported making less than $75,000 a year. Waiters take home an average of $662 a week, often tax free.
That depends on how often that server works, but even if you work only three days a week, like my husband did when we first met, if you are a fantastic server, you can easily make off with $500 a night. That was how much my husband made as a server. That does not include tax or even the base salary that the company provides every two weeks. Here is a clue: have a clue and get to know your customers...you will see your tipping increase tenfold.
13. "Vegetarian" is open to interpretation.
About 15% of chefs said that their vegetarian dishes might not be completely vegetarian. Beware if you're one of those super-picky vegan types: One chef reported seeing a cook pour lamb's blood into a vegan's primavera.
Hey 15% of you chefs: be honest for goodness sakes, so those vegans that you are deceiving can go somewhere else to patronize. Look in the Oxford Dictionary or the Food Lover's Companion if you can't seem to recall the definition of vegetarianism. And for those super-picky vegans? Make like my friend Vince, and cook your own meals. You are safer that way.
14. Paying for a last minute reservation probably won't work.
Only one chef said bribes will help you score a table when the restaurant is fully booked; he suggested "promising to buy a bottle of Dom Perignon or Opus One." A better bet: being buddies with the chef.
Either that, or eat a full meal somewhere else, and go for dessert at one of those popular restaurants; case in point: my husband and I were in Savannah, Georgia, and we had already eaten on an oceanside seafood restaurant, when, on our way back to our car, we passed by Paula Deen's Lady & Son's Restaurant...and not only that...there was no line snaking around the block to get inside. The hostess however said we need to have a reservation to come in and eat, but my husband intervened and said we were only going there for dessert. The hostess then proceeded to show us to the second floor to the bar area. SCORE!!!! We had one of the best chocolate desserts ever. Who needs entrees? And it will be cheaper for you in the long run.
15. Menu "specials" are often experimental dishes.
Contrary to the popular belief--that specials are just a chef's way of using up old ingredients--most chefs said they use specials to try out new ideas or serve seasonal ingredients. Only five chefs admitted that they try to empty out the fridge with their nightly specials.
So it's kind of like a Catch-22. Unfortunately, I only find one or two of the specials that I would order.
16. The appropriate tip is 20%...
That's what chefs leave when they eat out, and it's the amount that they think is fair.
Agreed on that front unless...
17. ...unless the service is really poor.
An astounding 90% of chefs it's fair to penalize bad waiters with a smaller tip.
My husband and I both worked in the industry, so as a result, we are very particular on what we look for in a server when we go out to eat. And yes, we have had bad service before. I would not tip at all if that was the case...only because it is enough that I am paying for the meal. If the service is fantastic, I never tip under $5 no matter what the amount of the bill was, from diner to fancier restaurant.
18. That rule about not ordering fish on Sunday might be worth following.
Several chefs warned, "We don't get fresh deliveries on Sunday."
Fine. I'll order on Monday.
19. Chefs hate working on New Year's Eve more than any other holiday.
Valentine's Day was a close second, but don't take that to mean chefs aren't romantic: 54% of those surveyed said they like it when couples get engaged in their restaurant.
When it is a party, I don't mind being in the middle of the action. But, from a server's standpoint, it is one of the few days of the year that will gain you the most tips.
20. They secretly want to be Alton or Giada.
Nearly 60% of chefs said they'd want their own cooking show.
Hmm...and add more stress? No thank you...
21. The five second rule actually applies.
A quarter of the chefs surveyed said they'd pick up food that dropped on the floor and cooked.
...and the dirt that accumulates on the food is still there once the food hits the floor. So is there such a thing as a five-second rule?
22. Chefs cook when they're sick.
It's a long-standing tradition in the restaurant industry: Cooks report to duty unless they're practically hospitalized. Half of those we surveyed said they come to work sick, and they stay there through injuries, too. Many chefs have cut themselves on the job, gone to get stitches and returned to work to finish out the night. Accidents definitely happen:
almost every chefwe surveyed have been injured on the job in some way, and several chefs said they're missing parts of their fingers.
I just hope to GOD they those missing parts of their fingers do not end up in the patron's food. But, as there is no such thing as sick days in a restaurant, that poses a real problem, and the spread of germs onto others...very inconsiderate. Something needs to be done to fix this.
23. Restaurants mark up wine a lot more than you might expect.
Most chefs said that a bottle on their wine list costs 2 1/2 times what the same one would cost in a wine store.
All the more reason not to drink. But that's just me. Get all you can, the next time you go cruising to one of the Caribbean islands. Although, I wonder how long that will last if they keep changing the security measures at the airport.
24. Your waiter is trying to influence your order.
Almost every chef surveyed (95%) said he or she urges servers to steer customers toward specific dishes on the menu each night.
Always go by your instincts, not someone elses. Unless those dishes sound tasty of course!
25. There's a reason so many restuarants serve molten chocolate cake.
More than 75% of chefs said they take inspiration from other restaurant menus.
I tell you, I must have tasted tiramisu from at least 15 different restaurants. My husband thinks I'm weird...I, however, think it's important to taste different versions of it.
So here are the warnings if you did not catch Food Network Magazine's August/September issue of 2009. Like I said before, always go with what you know as a diner, but yet keep an open mind, to new dishes, especially if they involve your favorite kind of meat, poultry, or fish, it is what I was raised on. We all have our own preferences when it comes to food, and I am not one to tell anyone what they should eat, although I will say: all in moderation. Too much of anything is not good. Keep yourself out of the hospital as long as you can.